Cynical is a 23-year-old Goth living in New York State. No, not the city. They have trees, and grass, and mountains, there.
Cynical has been a practicing bath witch for 4 years now. A bath witch is exactly what it implies…a witch that uses bath products for magick. So while you’re all taking ordinary baths, Cynical makes products for extraordinary baths. Get with the times, witch! 😉
Cynical writes a lot. Yes, but, it’s always things she never finishes. You see, Cynical has commitment issues and that’s prominent in her 30 stories she’s started and never fucking finished. See something she’s writing that you like? Better not get your hopes up; she’ll never fucking finish it. She’s occasionally a poet, but only when she’s consumed a good amount of wine and starts listening to London After Midnight.
Cynical is currently holds $10,000 worth of student loan debt and an AS degree in Fine Arts. (Which is essentially a piece of fucking paper saying she knows how to shade properly.) She plans on continuing her education when she can afford it to begin her long path towards getting a Ph.D. as a Parapsychologist…which is a degree pretty much no one has ever heard of. Or maybe she’ll just go to school for something useful this time? Probably not.
Cynical is the mother of a small herd of cats and a Staffordshire Bull Terrier named Gnome Lugosi who is a good force of positive energy in her life and also a fucking wrecking ball.
Cynical also curses like a fucking sailor. Fuck, man, does she curse a lot, fuck. Her current favorite curse word insult combo is: “Cunt Goblin”.
The Vampire Lestat and David Bowie are her spirit animals. Sassy. Flamboyant. Men. #YAHHSBABY